Our Strains

Very tight, mossy buds with amethyst highlights and a faint icy frosting. Potent and rich, earthy tones with a tasty finishing note of lemon and tangerine. This is a phenomenal smoke. Our BRPLE Funk pre-rolls are milled using whole flower.

First and foremost,—here at Battle River, we’re not just experts; we’re connoisseurs with decades of experience, and yes, we’ve been toking long before it was trendy. Since legalization, there’s been this buzz that high THC flower is the holy grail. But any seasoned smoker knows that’s nothing more than a myth. Enter our latest flower line, inspired by a chat with a savvy lady who desired premium flower with a modest THC kick. She called it a “Housewife High”— something that takes the edge off without incapacitating you. Don’t underestimate it’s strength though- this flower will take you as high as you’re willing to go.

Dense, heavy, sage buds weaved with orange and ivory pistils and an overlay of crispy white frost. Pungent, gassy sour diesel tones with a spice citrus overture. This high quality bud delivers every time.

Battle River had a grower that used to refer to all the feminized cannabis plants as his girlfriends. During a pheno hunt in our genetics room there was one table of plants that just looked horrific. The ladies that work at Battle River started referring to it as his Ugly Grrlfriend. In the end, it was the best of the batch. And the name stuck.

Perfect to start the day, CBD Goddess is a 2:1 THC:CBD flower with dense dark green buds. It has a very light dusting of trichomes and a smattering of rust coloured stamen, also with a rich earthy, citrous scent.

Smells like a bag off lemons in the sun. This unique genetic is rarely seen outside the legacy market. This coveted strain - a cross between Diesel x Lemon Skunk x OG Kush - is known for its very dense, tight emerald green buds with reddish brown pistils and light white frosting of trichomes giving a very gassy, extremely strong citrus aroma.